Mindless Self Indulgence - Two Hookers

2 hookers and an 8 ball
Can you believe that I write this shit?
2 hookers and an 8 ball
Muthafuckas thinkin' I am cool

I definitely give myself props
And that way I always get what I want
Muthafucka
I'm struggling to keep my edge
With 2 hookers and an
8 ball niggaz for all the stolen goodz
As I rock them niggaz and get
Freaky deaky with the front row tickets
For all a' my bitches

2 hookers and an 8 ball
Can you believe that I write this shit?
2 hookers and an 8 ball
It ain't that fucking hard

I'm struggling to up my abuse
'Cause inexperience is where I lose
Muthafucka
I'm struggling to keep my edge
With 2 hookers and an
8 ball baby for all the fly ladies
Fallin out a my mercedes
And into the 80's
With a high case of rabies
And a high top fade

I'm not that fuckin' wonderful
I thought I told ya before

Everybody who's famous sucked a dick to get where they are today. Only difference between us and them... We swallowed it!